some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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