hell yes lets make some ravioli
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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