so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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