this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Randomize
