Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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