he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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