Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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