Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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