your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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