if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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