So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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