i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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