Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Boobs speak an international language.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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