Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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