it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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