My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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