How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
