Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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