she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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