An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
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