Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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