"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Randomize