somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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