hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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