I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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