White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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