You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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