i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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