My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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