Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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Do I have a choice?
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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