do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i drank out of a bidet.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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