I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
she peed on how many people?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I just googled if crying burns calories
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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