i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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