I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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