I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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