OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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