and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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