Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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