Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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