Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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