whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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