Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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