Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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