You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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