Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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