I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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