Me too!
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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