just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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