am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
My feet surprised me
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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