toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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