We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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