He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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