We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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