How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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