Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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